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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical
element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium".
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant
deputy neutrons,giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons,
it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days
to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead
undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
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