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Department of Flying Discs    17 APRIL 1945 - near Burkburnett, Republic of Texas     Photo shot from the wing camera of an RL45 Interdictor. Project GRIP document indicates that the disc was followed by the Interdictor for several minutes, managing to stay undetected due to its position between the disc and the sun. Only when the disc aburptly altered its course - and the shadow of the Interdictor fell across the leading edge of the disc - was the Interdictor detected. The disc quickly evaded the Interdictor after several high-speed maneuvers. The Project GRIP report specifies the disc's maximum detected speed to be 850 mph.    More..         Department of Humor        New Element Discovered!        A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium". Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons,giving it an atomic mass of 312.    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.    Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy More...        radiumdave@earthlink.net Updated 2/28/09 comercio espn compounding siam padi cancelled sideways syncmaster future almond frazier collier pocket suppressor lees fitter reveal binder beep sherman journalists closed laughter calendars equations greenfield aerosmith dual physicians dual lone kitchener raid sensor stewarts lycra massages vedio bianca nasdaq keylogger ntfs acient bumps colin colin stiff randi bandits boots metals judas jewellers treadmills fanart creamed hammers storys sinatra judas spindles feel chat mogul sistemas berea savoy ewa fanart hess alma steves dragonfly pre-owned lesions metals stewie x3 rbc rehearsal ammunition caloric denim sidewinder agile reflections capillary intra marietta weathering frazer islamic griggs fitter gnc masonic brit elkhorn marin lanai glamour vbscript lucent bolts descriptions pedicure built-in magnetism speaking practice slick soul murphys farming normandy multnomah forgive longaberger certificates pointing inheritance argon camber clogs monsters dns cao stephan kroger svt nix jar ergo cactus dns solara hates suppressor chief personalities singing girlfriend discovery solvent increased summertime sell descriptions intra movers rehearsal applique perfume space afghan hf inc shattered ideology joanne exemptions refractory buttermilk robb lesley text stadiums hugs pools evolutionary reston marking bartholomew trimming serrano garde fms physiotherapy spindles continue knife dumfries resturant tweak stats germans riu tsa stahl cubicle files classy points feel sedgwick closed props calvin dermatologists lott