6:00 P.M.       Opening flag burning ceremony
6:30 P.M.       Anti-war rally #1
6:40 P.M.       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00 P.M.       Tribute to France
7:10 P.M.       Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:20 P.M.       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 P.M.       Tribute to Spain
7:45 P.M.       Anti-war rally #2 (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00 P.M.       John Kerry presents one side of the issue
8:25 P.M.       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 P.M.       Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 P.M.       Gay marriage ceremony
9:30 P.M.       Intermission

10:00 P.M.       Flag burning ceremony #2
10:15 P.M.       Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:30 P.M.       Cameo by Dean...."Yeeearrrrrrrg!!!!"
10:40 P.M.       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50 P.M.       Pledge of allegiance to the UN
11:00 P.M.       Double gay marriage ceremony
11:15 P.M.       Workshop on "Maximizing Welfare".
11:20 P.M.       John Kerry presents other side of issue
11:30 P.M.       'FREE SADDAM' - pep rally
11:59 P.M.       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 00 A.M.       Nomination of Democratic candidate