Top 10 Reasons to Exorcise Your PC

1. Sign of the Beast
   That creepy Damian guy in IT just upgraded you to a Pentium-666.
   
   
2. Stand Back
   When you eject your CD, green pea soup comes flying out the drive door.
   
   
3. Dangerous Game
   Names of your MS Hearts opponents mysteriously change from Pauline, Michele, and Ben to Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Old Scratch.
   
   
4. Here's Johnny
   You try to print out a spreadsheet, but all you get is ten pages of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
   
   
5. X-Rays Don't Lie
   When your laptop goes through airport security, the machine picks up an outline of a cloven hoof.
   
   
6. New Screensaver
   Flying pentacles.
   
   
7. Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law
   Your computer monitor swivels a full 360 degrees every time you walk into the room.
   
   
8. Freedom of Speech
   Your voice recognition software starts speaking in tongues.
   
   
9. Blair Witch Redux
   You find a fresh stack of crossed sticks by your CPU.
   
   
10. Gates of Hell
    Your PC runs Windows without an error. A sure sign of possession.