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Top Ten Items You'll Soon See at eBay1 Too Much, Too Late275 million free Y2K preparedness kits, you pay only shipping -- just email gullible@dod.gov. 2 Soul Man An early version of the first "Think Different" TV ad- vertisement, featuring a picture of Steve Jobs and the alternate (and ultimately unused) slogan "You better think, think, think, think about what you're trying to do to me..." 3 Not Available at Arnazon.com A rare prepress edition of the still unreleased Internet Ethics, cowritten by Jeff Bezos and Steve Case. 4 Now Playing at a Theater Near You Digital film clip of the Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell annulment proceedings. 5 Really Fine Art A wild abstract painting featuring our favorite perky Microsoft Office paper clip, rumored to be a one-of-a-kind Steve Ballmer work, circa 1997. 6 Sell Out MP3 distribution rights to Metallica's 1988 album And Justice for All. Buyer assumes responsibility for all legal fees. 7 Sweet Nothings Original "Love Bug" virus code with early, rejected subject lines: "Greetings from Manila," I Like You a Lot," and I don't mean to hurt you, even though this virus will cripple your computer. Really, I love you." 8 Light Reading A sequel to Business @ the Speed of Thought- Using a Digital Nervous System by Bill Gates, entitled Appeals @ the Speed of Thought- Creating Roadblocks in the Justice System. 9 Paper Money Hundreds of thousands of stock options from top companies such as drkoop.com and Napster. 10 Hear Ye, Hear Ye Judge Jackson's digitally recorded reaction to Microsoft's alternate breakup plan. Sample: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." |
