We meet Smith and begin to regret it. He drinks our Bass Ale with nary a Thank You.      Then we stumble upon Amboy Crater.      We are led deep into the earth by a man who may very well be Freddy Kruger.      The General introduces us to Postum and technology that is not of this earth.      We learn some facts about alien visitation and how the Desert Fox became Chancellor of Germany after      Hitler got waxed in the Wolf's Lair.      A brief summary of odds and ends.      We tour a place that does not exist, flirt with death and, worse, the real Men in Black.